right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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