The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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