it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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