glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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