I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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