he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
