why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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