oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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