That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Congratulations! We have a period
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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