Three words: puerto rican gang bang
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
either way he was missing a nipple.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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