They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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