so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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