its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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