Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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