Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Randomize
