So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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