Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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