"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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