I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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