girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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