and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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