Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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