No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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