Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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