hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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