Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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