In the future we'll all be gay
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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