they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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