Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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