quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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