Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I need help removing her.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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