i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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