so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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