So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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