Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We got so high we made milksteak
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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