My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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