I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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