i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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