are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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