There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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