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Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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