is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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