I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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