nut hugger
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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