I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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