remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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