Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Are we still banned from the library?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
