And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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