i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
