Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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