Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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