Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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