Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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