please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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