what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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