Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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